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i sometimes feel bad because i treat Him like my personal shrink. :/ but He’s always there for me when i need Him, and always listens, and loves me no matter what stupid things i do. I cant wait to look upon him when i ascend to heaven.

Because he’s one of the very few comedians who can make me laugh instantly.

hes up there with Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, and Ben Stiller.

he just seems like the kind of guy you could go hang out with anywhere and it’d be a blast.

because i want to pick her brain and steal her genius.

okokok…

SHARE her genius.

may i remind everyone of his guest appearance on Will and Grace?

that alone is worth anyone wanting to meet him.

another favorite thing he’s been in:
Dogma.

[PICTURE: since i couldn’t find a good picture of Matt Damon in Will & Grace, i went with the next best one… a picture of him in Dogma! This is Loki (the former angel of death) and Bartelby (his friend and former angel of the high choir (i believe)), and both got kicked out of heaven because they disobeyed God. I just love them in this movie. especially the scene when their in the bus and Bartleby goes “This from the guy who still owes me 10 bucks over that bet about what was gonna be the bigger movie – “E. T. ” or “Krush Groove”. and Loki went “You know, f___ you, man, ‘cause time’s gonna tell on that one!” hahahaa… why do i not own that movie??!!]

because i was three minutes away from seeing him in concert.

how do i know i was three minutes shy?

because ticketmaster started the sales of his tickets at 10:00am.

at 10:00am, my mother and i clicked the “buy tickets” button.

ticketmaster said “im sorry, you’ll have to wait your turn” for 17 minutes.

17 minutes later… ticketmaster told us we were unsuccessful.

later on the news, the anchor said that tickets sold out in 14 minutes.

im still a little bitter about it.

because i think it would help our future marriage.

but what i want to know is what the hell is taking him so long to reveal himself?

[PICTURE: this was a result from Google Images “My Future Husband.” me likey.]

because if i could look like any woman in the world, it’d be her.

and she’s really cool in all of her roles. with a minor exception of Kim, because Kim’s a little whiny, but she pulls it off with flair.

[PICTURE: Elisha in all her beauty]

because i’ve been following his career since i was very young, and first saw him in Little Women. I knew he was going to be great.

plus… can we say sexy?

because homestar just makes my week so much better. week after week. I dont know who i would mock if i didn’t have homestawr. i love him.